BEWARE! THE FOLLOWING POST IS GOING TO BE VERY "SINGLISH". If you hope to preserve your high standard of English, or protect your brain cells from linguistic pollution. Please do not continue reading.
I'm giving you another chance. Stop reading!
Wah I warn you liao. You dont want listen. Really ah? Really ah?? Dont blame me if your english suck ah.
So begins my post:
Hello.
Sorry ah, today I cannot tahan I must talk in Singlish lol. Mind you, this is how I talk in real life to my friends. Because standard english sounds a bit condescending. lol. And I where got condescending one. I so nice. I stoop to your level to speak singlish. omg lol. I know I suck.
Anyways, wah I think my life after A levels damn meaningless siol. cuz I everyday play play play then like play computer right, go online everything then 12am nothing to do liao. then i also dun wanna go to sleep cuz I think holiday go to sleep so early for what. Must waste time as much as possible. So I go to youtube and look at lame videos im not interested in and then dont know do what on the internet damn sian can. Then in the end I feel so dissatisfied and tired at the end of it all cuz damn tiring and damn lame la. Then when I finish computer I go read book read read read until 4am siol. Siao ting tong la this kind of life ppl where got have one??
Wah the past few days right, keep going orchard siol. Tomorrow also go again sia. Changi airport or Genting not my second home liao lor become Orchard road can. Wah then today I saw this super shuai angmoh he damn shuai can. His skin colour super nice then his cheeks is like red until duno go where damn cute la. I describe i know damn disgusting la. But wah he damn cute can. Then he wear the suit ah. rocks la!
Okay. Im tired. It feels wierd writing Singlish. This is bad. No, I shan't stoop to that level. Conversations yes, but writing, a bit nono. I saw lots of familiar faces today but we all ignored each other lol. My stomach hurts ahh goodbye
