There's alot of stories. Read whichever you want. Haha.
The stories are friggin gross though. The creator must be some perv. o.O
The Beautiful Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Stephanie strode along the path, making for Humorous Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, she carried the Hot Letter, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Nose.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave her warning and she drew her relaxing flowers just in time to face the sexy man who flew at her with such grace that she was almost dazzled.
The man struck lovingly, and Stephanie barely raised her flowers to meet the attack. They fought long and seriously until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict. At last, Stephanie found herself forced to one knee, the man's flowers pressed to her great eye. "I am Chace of Humorous Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Hot Letter. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you in the sky." But Stephanie had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up her flowers with a twist, overpowered Chace and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Stephanie said, looking down upon him.
Chace's lips shimmered like a rainbow that casts a happy glow o'er all the land. "I have underestimated you, Stephanie. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Stephanie's desire was enflamed. Her eye throbbed and all her thoughts were to hug Chace like a puppy. Stephanie caressed Chace's cute lips and he responded. They came together calmly, and their joining was as smart as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet book!" Stephanie groaned and hugged Chace as huskily as she could. "Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?" "Oh," Stephanie said. "That's where I put the Hot Letter for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed amazingly on the grass, forgetful of all but their happy love. "We will stay together forever," Chace said, and they began all over again. And so it was that the Wizard Nose never got the Hot Letter and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
Calmly Tripping
Stephanie tripped along lovingly. She was on her way to meet her lover, Chace, for Valentine's Day. She smiled to see a puppy hopping along, carrying a letter in its mouth. Stephanie was almost in the sky when she came across a happy cake, lying alone on a beautiful plate. "That must be a treat from my relaxing bear," she said to herself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked smart, so she ate it.
It gave her the most humorous tingling sensation in her nose. "How unusual!" she said and continued tripping to see Chace.
When Chace came out to meet her, he took one look and fell over. "What is it?" Stephanie cried seriously. "Your eye! And your lips!" Chace said. "They're great! Can't you feel it?" Stephanie felt her eye and her lips. They were indeed quite great. "Oh, no!" Stephanie said. "I'm a man!" She, or rather, he started to cry. "It must have been that happy cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Chace said. "I got you a flowers. It must have been that cute man who lives nearby. He acts a little amazingly, ever since he hugged a book." "But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a man?" Stephanie sobbed. "Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Chace said huskily, "but I actually prefer men. And I think your eye is really sexy like that." "Really?" Stephanie dried his tears.
Stephanie kissed Chace and it was an entirely hot sensation, like a rainbow that casts a happy glow o'er all the land. They spent the night having entirely hot sex, until the cake wore off suddenly. Everything was rather awkward after that.
Sexy Lang Syne
Stephanie sipped seriously at her drink and stood sexy behind a private jet. She wasn't sure why she had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. She was no good at parties anyhow. They always made her feel relaxing and she ended up like she was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how beautiful her nose got when she was nervous.
Well, truth be told, Stephanie knew very well why she was at the party: to see Chace. Ah, Chace. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his cute lips made Stephanie's heart beat like a rainbow that casts a happy glow o'er all the land. But tonight everyone was masked. Stephanie peered lovingly through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Chace. There, she thought, the man over by the limousine, the hot one with the puppy mask. It had to be Chace. No one else could look so happy, even in a puppy mask.
He began to walk Stephanie's way and Stephanie started to panic. What if he actually talked to Stephanie? Chace came right up to Stephanie and Stephanie thought that she was going to faint. "Hello," Chace said amazingly. "What are you doing over here all alone?"
"Oh, just looking at the mansion," Stephanie said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so smart. Just then, a great voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..." Stephanie's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Chace might ... "Happy New Year!"
Chace swept Stephanie into his arms, bent her in the sky, and kissed Stephanie calmly, slipping her the tongue and groping her eye. Stephanie could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. She reached out huskily and pulled Chace's mask off his face. It was Chace! "I knew it was you," Stephanie said and took her own mask off. "And it's ... you," Chace said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."
Stephanie watched him go. He would be right back, Stephanie was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch. And then they would fall in love.
The Puppy Prince
Stephanie was walking through a humorous meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around her head when she spied a happy little puppy lying under a tree. Stephanie skipped over to see the dear thing and was great to find that he was hurt!
A private jet had pierced his smart little lips and he whimpered lovingly with the pain. "My relaxing little friend," Stephanie said. "Let me help you!" She took out her Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the private jet, as huskily as she could.
The puppy cried out and Stephanie's heart ached, like a rainbow that casts a happy glow o'er all the land. "You'll be all right," Stephanie whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Chace and you can live with me forever!" Scooping Chace up in her arms, Stephanie carried him home and made a bed for him beside her own.
For seven days and seven nights, Stephanie nursed Chace, cleaning his lips and feeding him Mansion-brand puppy chow. On the eighth night, Chace climbed into bed with Stephanie. He burrowed under the covers and seriously hugged Stephanie's nose. It made Stephanie giggle and she cuddled close to Chace, stroking his eye and singing amazingly to him. They continued that way for a long time.
Every day, Stephanie hurried home so she could curl up with Chace. It gave her a sexy feeling whenever Chace hugged her nose.
Then one night, Chace looked up at Stephanie and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a hot prince." Stephanie screamed calmly, she was so surprised. How could a puppy talk? She must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Chace said. "Kiss me." "Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Stephanie said and kissed Chace on his eye. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a hot prince! With a crown and everything! "I'm Prince Chace," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story." "Is it really you?" Stephanie said.
"See?" Chace said and showed Stephanie the scar from the private jet on his lips. Then he kissed Stephanie and they tumbled in the sky and did a lot of very cute things, some of them involving a beautiful limousine. "I love you," Chace said when they were done.
Stephanie clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Chace had stashed away. And if Chace didn't know about Stephanie's visits to the puppy sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.
I'm Dreaming Of A Humorous Christmas
It was Christmas Eve. Stephanie sat lovingly in the sky, sipping cute eggnog. She looked at the sexy mansion hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Chace had hung it there, just before they looked at each other seriously and then fell into each other's arms and hugged each other's nose. If only I hadn't been so rich, Stephanie thought, pouring a great amount of rum into her eggnog. Then Chace might not have got so beautiful and left me all alone at Christmas time. She wiped away a happy tear and held her hair in her hand. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a smart voice lifted huskily up in song.
Stephanie ran to the door. It was Chace, looking hot all over with snow. "I missed you calmly," Chace said. "And I wanted to hug your nose again." Stephanie hugged Chace and started to sob. "I think you're drunk," Chace said. "I think so too," Stephanie said and they hugged each other's nose until they knocked the Christmas tree over. On Christmas Day, they ate roasted horses eye and lived amazingly until Stephanie got drunk again.
I'm dreaming of a humorous Christmas
Just like the millions of stars in the sky
A Rich Occurrence
Stephanie paced up and down, jiggling her eye. Her very good friend, Mary Sue Clothes, had arranged to meet her here in the sky. "I have something sexy to tell you," she had said.
Mary Sue Clothes was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Stephanie expected to see her bounce up, her happy hair streaming behind her and her cute eyes aglow. Stephanie heard footsteps, but they seemed rather smart for a delicate and famous girl like Mary Sue Clothes, whose tread was beautiful.
She turned around and found Chace staring at her. "What are you doing here?" Chace said lovingly. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again." Stephanie had said that, but now she was beginning to wish she hadn't acted so calmly. "Mary Sue Clothes asked to meet me here."
As she gazed at Chace, her nose began to throb amazingly. "Oh," Chace said, seriously. "I'll just go then." "Wait," Stephanie said and caught Chace by his hair. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?" "Yes," Chace said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like the roses that smell so sweet. From behind a book, Mary Sue Clothes watched with a hot light in her humorous eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Stephanie/Chace". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the bunny from extinction.
The Sexy Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Tyler and Stephanie went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Tyler hit Stephanie in her nose with a big rich iceball. It hurt a lot, but Tyler kissed it huskily and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man. "We'll make a really famous snow man!" Tyler said. "Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Stephanie said. "That would be more hot and politically correct." "I know," Tyler said. "We can make a snow bunny. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up amazingly and made a smart snow bunny. Tyler put on a limousine for the hair. The bunny was almost as big as Stephanie. "It looks cute," Tyler said seriously. "But it seems like it's missing something." "Here," Stephanie said and held up a happy mansion. "I found this in the sky."
She put the mansion onto the bunny's head. It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the bunny, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like the millions of stars in the sky.
Stephanie screamed calmly and ran but the snow bunny chased her until she tripped over a tree root. Then the snow bunny smiled her lovingly. "Nobody does that to my little Beautiful Money," Tyler screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow bunny through the eye.
It fell down and Tyler kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again. "You saved me!" Stephanie said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate. The mansion lay in the yard until a humorous child picked it up and took it home.
A Hot Day To Smile
Stephanie stepped calmly out into the rich sunshine, and admired Tyler's eye. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a cute sight." Tyler climbed off the limousine and walked huskily across the grass to greet his lover.
Stephanie patted Tyler on the hair and then tried to smile him amazingly, but without success. "That's all right," Tyler said. "We can try again later." "I'm just not famous," Stephanie. "Not as famous as the time we smiled in the sky." Tyler nodded seriously. "We were humorous back in those days."
"Our noses were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Stephanie said. "Everything seems happy and sexy when you're young." "Of course," Tyler said. "But now we're beautiful, we can still have fun. If we go about it lovingly."
"Lovingly?" Stephanie said . "But how?" "With this," Tyler said and held out a smart money. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to smile."
Stephanie swallowed the money at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to smile lovingly. They smiled like the millions of stars in the sky. Three times. And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
Stephanie and Tyler
by William Shakespeare
Enter Stephanie
Tyler appears above at a window
Stephanie: But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the money, and Tyler is the bunny.
Arise, smart bunny, and smile the beautiful mansion.
See, how he leans his nose upon his hair!
O, that I were a glove upon that hair, That I might touch that nose!
Tyler: O Stephanie, Stephanie! wherefore art thou Stephanie?
What's in a name? That which we call an eye
By any other name would smell as famous
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like the millions of stars in the sky
" And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st, Thou mayst prove hot.
Stephanie: Swain, by yonder beautiful mansion I swear
That tips in the sky the sexy limousine--
Tyler: O, swear not by the mansion, the cute mansion,
That lovingly changes in its rich orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise rich.
Sweet, happy night! A thousand times happy night!
Parting is such humorous sorrow,
That I shall say happy night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Stephanie: Sleep dwell upon thy nose, peace in thy hair!
Would I were sleep and peace, so calmly to rest!
amazingly will I to my smart eye's cell,
Its help to smile, and my famous eye to tell.
Stephanie and Chace
by William Shakespear
e Enter Stephanie
Chace appears above at a window
Stephanie: But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the book, and Chace is the bunny. Arise, hot bunny, and smile the smart phone. See, how he leans his hair upon his nose! O, that I were a glove upon that nose, That I might touch that hair!
Chace: O Stephanie, Stephanie! wherefore art thou Stephanie? What's in a name? That which we call an eye By any other name would smell as famous Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like the roses that smell so sweet" And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st, Thou mayst prove happy.
Stephanie: Swain, by yonder smart phone I swear That tips in the sky the humorous clothes--
Chace: O, swear not by the phone, the rich phone, That calmly changes in its beautiful orb, Lest that thy love prove likewise beautiful. Sweet, cute night! A thousand times cute night! Parting is such sexy sorrow, That I shall say cute night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Stephanie: Sleep dwell upon thy hair, peace in thy nose! Would I were sleep and peace, so lovingly to rest! huskily will I to my hot eye's cell, Its help to smile, and my famous eye to tell.
