Okay so the main point of this post is to tell you guys about my train ride yesterday which was freaking horrible! First I took the train from Clementi and it was an old train..and I like new trains. So yeah, number 1 dislike are old trains. Then a good thing happened which was this freaking stylish hot angmoh came up on the train and he wasn't like the typical hot hot guy, he was like rugged and he was dressed so stylishly and he had on really nice boots and he gave me a very clean shaven impression but very hot and rugged. Don't know how to describe it. At one point I looked at him in the eye and started laughing to myself so I kinda ignored him throughout the whole train ride even though he was staring at me at some point lol (cuz we were sitting opposite each other and he was like leaning towards me when he got off. weird)
Then..3 angmohs ( 1 guy 2 ladies) and 1 asian guy came on. They were Australians. The angmoh guy wasn't even wearing an iron shirt! His shirt was sooo crumpled I tell you and he had a huge ass afro. And then the 2 girls squeezed to sit next to me. They were a bit, I don't want to be mean, but of the big variety. Anyways that doesn't matter, I love the ladies but OMG how the guy STANK !! FREAKING HELL. You know whenever you go to a coffeeshop and then you walk around and you come out your shirt will stink? It smells like that but only a million times worse!! I tried to absorb with my nose most of the girl's perfume as much as possible but the guy's stench totally overpowered it.I tried to breathe in through my mouth but it felt like I was tasting the stagnant air instead of breathing it in so that was worse. And the guy on my right kept coughing every 2 seconds!! Simply horrible omg and the angmohs only got off at tanah merah. Whattt.
The smelly angmoh guy also happened to grab the metal pole above instead of the roundy thingys which you hold? So I got treated to the fantastic sight of his beer belly and the top part of his boxers. How wonderful.
Oh yea, before the angmoh ladies came to sit there was this damn annoying filipino woman who sat cross legged as in not like genie style but I mean crossing her legs and she was leaning to her right and she totally took up two spaces. I don't know if you understand what I'm trying to say.. okay just that she took up two spaces and poor people who wanted to sit was eyeing the seat but she looked cranky and irritable so noone dared to ask her to move her damn leg away.
And the asian guy kept staring at me what the hell. And this malay guy with a cap sitting opposite me kept staring also. What the hell. Damn annoying please. So I had to direct my gaze away and instead stared at people's uncut toenails or hairy legs. Suay shit.
Finally could breathe at tanah merah. Most of the nasty people went off.
